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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:50 am    Post subject: The top five reasons why...
Subject description: I am an opamp
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Here are the top five reasons why I am an opamp:

5. I have infinite input resistance because I never listen to anyone.
4. I have zero output resistance because I am not afraid to speak my mind.
3. I have infinite gain because my soul is eternal.
2. I have rail to rail inputs and outputs because I cannot control my emotions.

and the number one reason why I am an opamp:

1. I am either bipolar or similarly mentally ill.

There, I'm done. Now it's your turn!

Les

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

1. I like to be a driver.
2. It is hard to get me to blow up.
3. I work better when there is feedback.
4. I am biased at times.
5. I can solve a variety of problems.

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