Things I'd like to know

audiodef · Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:51 am Post subject: Things I'd like to know

Why is a single underwear garment called a "pair"?

Why are there workaholics but no workahol?

glow worm · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:19 am Post subject: Re: Things I'd like to know

audiodef · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:48 pm Post subject:

Maybe it has to do with appendages.

When darkness falls, how come you don't hear the thud when it lands?

audiodef · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:15 am Post subject:

Why is there thin spaghetti but no fat spaghetti?

diablojoy · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:28 am Post subject:

true no fat spagetti but yet you can have fat noodle.
go figure

Antimon · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:21 am Post subject:

Pici! Mmmm....

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Muied Lumens · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:55 am Post subject:

What time is it, on average, on Earth?

Which is the Earth's fastest waterfall?

What time is it in the future right now?

Do humans get more stupid or smarter in large groups?

When travelling at light speed, can I still watch my DVD's?

Why does my washing machine cause a flooding when the drain is fine?

Are we here just to be happy or to fulfill some purpose?

Is the cat dead or alive? Or just a bit ill?

audiodef · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:31 am Post subject:

I'm seeing "posted image" but no image. Shocked

You can watch DVD's at light speed. They'll just be played backward.

Why are things like toothpaste, tea and sugar labeled "gluten-free"? Who the heck normally puts grain products in their toothpaste and tea? Shocked

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Muied Lumens · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:45 pm Post subject:

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Antimon · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:01 pm Post subject:

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audiodef · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:22 pm Post subject:

Is it socially acceptable to tell a rather dense gay guy to "get it straight"?

audiodef · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:22 pm Post subject:

Why do white people make brown poop, but brown people don't make white poop?

audiodef · Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:07 am Post subject:

On a more serious note, I'd like to know why it often seems like the world's nicest people who want good things for everyone get treated like shit by the system while the world's biggest assholes get treated like royalty. Do I have it backward? Should I stop making it my goal to be a kind and generous person?

(I'm just being sarastic. I don't think I'm capable of deliberately being an asshole. Which has gotten me in trouble with people who are not very nice, but what can I do? Rolling Eyes

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