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Dadooronron Ron



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:34 pm    Post subject: Burp... Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

First attempt; I believe there is much room for improvement.
Also, I challenge you all to patch a convincing fart and become my all time hero.

Cheers,

Ron


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:38 am    Post subject: Re: Burp... Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Dadooronron Ron wrote:
First attempt; I believe there is much room for improvement.
Also, I challenge you all to patch a convincing fart and become my all time hero.

Cheers,

Ron


can you send a demo sample?
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Dadooronron Ron



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

No, I can't.

Now start patching, you pervert! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

not exact, but a start. (i'm listening on my crappy laptop speakers....filter might need some tweaking).

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Dadooronron Ron



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Hmm, reminds me of a guy at my work...

Luckily he's now retired; I never felt very comfortable when I was smoking and he was around...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Here's an old noodle of mine... somebody once referred to it as a "gastric model"... sort of fits into this discussion...


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Tim, that one is very effective. I can only take so much of it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Well -it's one of my fav patches when demoing the G2 to uninitiates. (forgive me, Hans Laughing)
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Dadooronron Ron



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Imagine loading all three patches posted here in three different slots...

I did it and it's disgusting!

So who's gonna polish things a bit and turn this into a full body language performance?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Hey there. I haven't tried creating any farts yet (not with the G2 anyway), but here is my attempt at burps.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Sheridan, sounds to me like you know what you're after. Wink

Can't wait to hear you fart...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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So who's gonna polish things a bit and turn this into a full body language performance?

...there's an old saying about not being able to make something good out of something bad...."you can't polish a turd"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

...this is a classic. i used to have it on a tape, but was able to find an mp3...i'm sure others know this one. it's the crepitation contest...lord windershmere vs. paul boomer!

http://bcrawford.net/multimedia/competition.mp3

this is one to save on the harddrive.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Some even manage to make it a profession...

Check out this link, introducing to you MrMethane:
http://www.mrmethane.com/contact/realvid/danube.rm
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

...i need the money, i'm gonna start training on cabbage!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ok, here's your crepitation contest... in glorious STEREO!!! I've been creasing up whilst creating this patch!! I wouldn't have thought to try this if I hadn't seen your post, so thanks!

I also put some more variation in the 'Burps' patch (not THE variations, just slightly more variety). They are both attached below. If you change the trigger LFO in the Burps patch to a random one and put these two in different slots... well, I'm sure you can imagine!

Have fun Very Happy

EDITED << Sorry, I forgot to mention that this patch must be loaded up in slot C for the randomisation to work... or you could adjust the CtrlSend1 module to whichever slot the patch is in. I have also added an audio example of the patch. >>


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Stereo crepitation contest patch... get ready to smile (at least)!

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Slightly improved burping patch.

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Audio example of the patch - one 'entrant' in the 'contest'.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

sheridan, this isn't a word i often use...but it's magically crepalcious!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Sheridan, your farting contest is brilliant!

This certainly is a keeper, a classic in my opinion.
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