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seraph
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Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Posts: 12398 Location: Firenze, Italy
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:43 pm Post subject:
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) |
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An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable. Last edited by seraph on Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:59 am; edited 2 times in total |
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mosc
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Joined: Jan 31, 2003 Posts: 18195 Location: Durham, NC
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:56 pm Post subject:
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This is a good site. I'm sure many people will find this helpful. Be sure you notice this:
Quote: | It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion. |
memory loss or pseudo-religious visions - This is serious. I'm sure as time goes by and more and more people start wearing these, we'll get the shiny side out verified as the best way to go. |
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egw
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Joined: Feb 01, 2003 Posts: 1569 Location: Asheville NC
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:55 am Post subject:
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maybe we should all wear them at our next xeroid performance! |
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mosc
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 7:34 am Post subject:
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Ah, Greg, you're going show business!
I was thinking the same thing. _________________ --Howard
my music and other stuff |
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