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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:35 am    Post subject: Treknobabble Generator Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ever hear a character on Star Trek TNG suddenly have an outloud revelation that they express in a bunch of pseudo-scientific and fake words that really don't make a damn bit of sense stringed together?

Well, heres the Treknobabble Generator that has an endless, random supply of those:

http://maycontainnuts.me.uk/treknobabble/

edit : Favorite so far - "You just need to enhance the positronic charge to the anti-matter injectors to shut down a chroniton particle leak in the life support systems."
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You need to regulate the polarity of the isolinear processors to open a graviton wave in the structual integrity.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

What a beautiful web application. I now see it. All we need to do is bypass the dilithium chystals to initiate a polaron beam in the sub-space bubble.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You just need to bypass the plasma injectors to generate enough power in a field inversion in the primary phaser banks.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You have to remodulate a subspace transmitter to manipulate a breach to the plasma conduits.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This needs ties to an automated speech synthesis program!

Uhm, I mean, The phrase translators need sub-acoustic convertors in order to dissipate the pressure levels to our biofilters. This would throroughly enhance the sense of space-time fabric related to input display correlation.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Are there any free text to sound converters around. Hmmm. I'll post that on the How To forum.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You have a mac .. right?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

There are tools around.. but you can just as well just select the text to be spoken, then choose speech from the services menu.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Err, uh, umm, shuffle, mumble, blush, studder, gulp... I prefer windows... Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

treknobabble according to the swedish chef:

"Yuoo hefe-a tu inhunce-a zee floo ooff neootreenus tu zee untee-metter injecturs tu indooce-a a tempurel floox in zee plesma cundooeets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You know I'm a huge Star Trek nerd, when I'm bent over laughing at all of your "babble" posts and I haven't even tried the generator yet! HAHAHA! I'm going there now.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You just need to modulate the flow of neutrinos to the shield generators to force a tachyon burst to the dilithium chystal chamber.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Applications like this will fuel the economic recovery and make dot-com business become even greater than before the bubble burst!
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