Hilarious fun

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I am quite certain most of you guys are getting the nigerian superspam. Here is the latest: ( Be aware you might choke with laughter )

UNITED BANK OF AFRICA PLC

(URGENT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL)

(RE: TRANSFER OF ($25,000,000.00USD) TWENTY-FIVE

MILLION

DOLLARS)
PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JUNK MAIL.
Dear Sir,


It is a pleasure introducing myself to you. I am Mr. BENARD FISH, the
Auditor of united bank Africa, during the course of our auditing I discovered a
floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has
operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the
records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence
the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will
be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is Mr. Allan P.
Seaman, a foreigner, and an industrialist, and he died, since 1993. And no
other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account
has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that
Allan P. Seaman until his death was the manager Diamond Safari [pty]. SA.
Now, I want to transfer this floating fund abroad with the assistance
and co-operation of a reliable and honest person who will be capable and
fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c
immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this
money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important
business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down
either now or in future.
The amount involved is (USD 25M) twenty-five million United States
Dollars, but I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner
because this money can not be approved to a local person here, without valid
international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner with valid
international passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in us
dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too,
[and the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.
However, I got your contact address throw the international web
directory, I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let
me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am
contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you
the next step to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and fax
number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit.
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the
anagement is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response
and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with
instruction of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business.
I need your strong assurance that you will never, never let me down.
With my influence and the position of the bank official we can transfer
this money to any foreigner's reliable account, which you can provide with
assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your
country for sharing. The bank official will destroy all documents of
transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to
build confidence you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face
after which I will make this remittance and three of us will fly to your
country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account.
I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you
that you are ready to act and receive this fund in your account. I will use
my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward
transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the
relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total
amount, 60% will be for me, while 10% will be for expenses both parties might
have incurred during the process of transferring. I assure you
that this transaction is risk free.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.


Yours,


B.FISH

N\B Alternative email ben_20ng@yahoo.co.uk

[Cyxeris]

...and he died, since 1993. And all your base are belong to us.

I recall something almost identical, if not identical, to this making the rounds some 2 to 3 years ago.

Cyx

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From: daniel jones <danieljones_214@fsmail.net>
Reply-To: danieljones_214@fsmail.net
To: yellowrose_st@yahoo.com
Subject: PLEASE HELP
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2003 13:55:45 +0100 (CET)
Status: R

Dear Sir/ma I am Mr. Daniel Jones,a Sierra Leonian by nationality. Presently I am residing in a neighbouring Benin Republic on exile. After the war that ravaged my country for a couple of years, most of us in the military are under very tight scrutiny and constant oppression, thus necessitating my flea to Cotonou for safety. I have certain amount of money to the tune of $15M (Fifteen Million Unites States Dollars), in a security and finance company in Amsterdam with which I wish to invest in a related area of my interest which is acquisition of real estate/buying franchise of one or two products made in your company/country which will be exported to popular African markets that commands large demand of such products . This will be done on your personal advice. Therefore if you indicate interest to fashion me with investment advice ,I will be glad to receive your kind response through e-mail for further explanation regarding my request.[please reply to richardlucas@indiatimes.com]

Regards and God bless you

Mr.Daniel Jones