Sorry, I´m using a Pratchett repellant during Yule time. This is the industrial strength version that also works on Easter Bunnies and Jeremy Clarkson's Baby Jeezuz. _________________ A Charity Pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:04 am Post subject:
That bar's where Santa spends the other 11 months of the year _________________ When the stream is deep
my wild little dog frolics,
when shallow, she drinks.
Why cookies?
Wouldn't it be better to visit Crazy Bar in Venice?
Why cookies and not Crazy Bar in Venice:
1) Butter
5) It's 7,020 km from my house to Venice
Next time bring cookies.
I have the solution!
The Cha-Cha in Barcelona!
Much closer to your place. They don´t have XMAS cookies, but there will be lotsa huge melons.. and they know how to get your butt all over the butter.
right .. and there will be melons.
And no false beards. There are specialist clubs for that stuff.
_________________ A Charity Pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"
Yes, there is a shortage of butter, but not at all truly critical.
Of course not. It would be silly to suggest a highly developed country like Norway could have such a trivial problem. The prices I heard today of 1000 DKK per kilo are surely absurd (~ $90 US / pound ).
However, if it is all the same to you, could you *pretty please* tell your countrymen to stop spam calling the Danish HQ of Arla Foods' dairy subdivision, asking for us to sell you X tonnes of the yellow stuff? And no, their PR department doesn't have any to sell to you either.
(Was one of the 'funny stuffing' stories in the Danish news today. You can pay me back in kind with references to our train troubles. Perfect timing as well... )
Yup, first you sink a german ship. Then you wait 67 years for the rusting cargo ship to release the goods. _________________ A Charity Pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"
Huh? No, it's not. It is kinda boring. Where did the stupidotube vid go? _________________ A Charity Pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"
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